Corporate language meets real-life metrics.
This minimalist vinyl sticker flips KPI culture on its head, turning performance jargon into a painfully relatable joke about burnout and workplace stress. Subtle enough for the office, sharp enough to land the message.
Perfect for laptops, water bottles, notebooks, or your desk setup—anywhere corporate irony belongs.
Details:
• Premium vinyl sticker
• Water-resistant and fade-resistant
• Clean, minimalist design with dry humor
• Ideal for laptops, bottles, journals, and office spaces
Great gift for:
Coworkers, managers, consultants, corporate survivors, HR-adjacent friends, and anyone fluent in spreadsheets and sarcasm.
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NOTE ON SHIPPING:
• We always ship within 24 hours of placing the order.
• If you purchase these without a shipping upgrade, they will ship with a tracked stamp, which is usually marked as delivered when they arrive in the city to which they will be delivered. Don't worry if you see the order as delivered and it is not in your mailbox. Give it a couple of days, and it will show up. If not, you have purchase protection. Send a message, and we can always work it out!
• We encourage you to choose upgraded shipping to avoid logistic problems like the ones described above.